When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

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What is a geometry teachers favorite movie?

Angles in the Outfield

Why wouldn't the teacher fart in public?

Because she was a private tutor