What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

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What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why do they call it Almond Milk?

Because if they called it Nut Juice nobody would buy it.

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What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.