What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How do you know that you're too old?

When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.

Why is 12 the highest number rednecks can count to?

How else would they know how many cans are in a 12 pack.

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How do you get down off an elephant?

You don't. You get down off a goose.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

an elephant with diarrhea

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Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

the GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What do you call an empty town after dinner?

Desserted

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool