What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

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How do you know you're in a modern art museum?

If you need to ask if the bench is an art piece.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

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What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner?

JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry.

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What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What is the easiest way to make a banana split?

Cut it in half.