Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

How much time does a black woman takes to take out the trash?

9 months

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Thyme Jokes More Thyme Jokes

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.