Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What goes in God's Toilet?

Holy crap.

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What do you call Christopher Walken when he is sitting?

Christopher Sitten

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite dish?

A seizure salad.

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.