Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.