Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A: A barber.

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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When did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains?

A: So they know where to stop shaving.