Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Which is the only insect that needs to wear shoes?

Mosqui-toes.

Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you call a balloon animal made out of a condom?

A Trojan horse.

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."