Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

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Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

Why did the pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Why does more black people get run over during the day?

You can't see them when it is night.

Balloon Animal Jokes More Balloon Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

Accent Jokes More Accent Jokes

Who's cheese is on those chips?

Fixed And I said, "Well, obviously *na-chos*." Get it It sounds like '*not yours*' with an accent.

Why does Gru speak with an accent?

Because he's Arminion.

200 Jokes More 200 Jokes

What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

Wink Jokes More Wink Jokes

How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."