200 Jokes

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

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Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

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What do you call 1 black guy being stalked by 200 white guys?

PGA Tour.

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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Whats the difference between a lentil and a chikpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on my face

What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man?

The PGA Tour.

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but 200 applied for the job.