What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

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Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

What did the wife spider say to her husband when he tried to explain why he was late ?

Your spinning me a yarn here !

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What do we do when chemists die?

We barium.

Who does first?

Who dies first? No one cares. :/

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What animal is prone to both manic and depressive episodes?

A bipolar bear.

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order. :-)

What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper