What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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What do you call a Mathematician who is an outlaw and a liar?

an outlier downvote brigade can start now

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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Why did people back in the day not accept left handed people?

Because it wasn't right. I'm sorry bye.

What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What do reindeer have that other animals don't have?

Baby reindeer

What's the difference between a zoo in Louisiana and a zoo anywhere else?

In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.

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What did the jihadist do when he forgot to study?

He bombed the exam.

What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

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What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

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What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.