What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

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What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

What did the sardine call the submarine ?

A can of people !

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

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What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What animals were last to leave the ark ?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What did the head trauma patients do when the price of medicine went up?

A: They went on stroke.

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What do you call a Native American who graduated from medical school?

A doctor you racist

What do you call a person who got straight "D's" in medical school?

A Doctor.

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What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

Where do hippos go to school?

The Hippocampus!