What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

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What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

What kind of gardening is done in the hood?

Weeding

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Why is there no point in sending medicine to Athiopia?

Because the instructions usually say: "Take after meals."

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)