What kind of medicine do bears take?

Bayer Asprin

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ?

A bouncing baby boa !

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

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Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.