What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

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What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...