What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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Why does NASA drink sprite?

Because they couldn't get 7up

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What is the most unethical thing you can legally buy?

Nestle products

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy"

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to