What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

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What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy."

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

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Why were the Seven Dwarfs kicked out of the bar?

Because they were Miners... XD

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.