What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

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putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.