Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their schlitz.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why the long face ?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face ? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.