Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why should you always take two Mormon's fishing?

Cause if you take one, he'll drink all your beer

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.