Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why don't cows smoke weed?

The steaks would just be too high.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.