Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.