Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What kind of music do cows listen to?

dadjoke) MOOOOOsic.

What do you call a cow on the barnyard floor?

Ground Beef

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why do people who drink milk struggle to walk?

Because they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo