Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.