Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

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What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.