How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Hoof Jokes More Hoof Jokes

Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof?

Because he wanted to feel his oats!

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Fiddler on the hoof!

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.