What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

What was Spiderman's major in college?

Web Design

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What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)