What does Spiderman like to get high on?

Mary Jane

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

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What does black spiderman say to spiderman ?

No Racism please !

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.