What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

What do you call a dog that likes Mexican food?

A Qdoberman!!!!!!!!!!

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

What kind of CB Radio do seagulls use?

Squawky-talkies!