Olive Jokes

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...

Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

Why is it called extra virgin olive oil?

Because they grow the olives inside, away from the birds and the bees.

How did Popeye keep his tool clean?

NSFW He dipped it in Olive Oyl

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

What did one reddit user say to the other?

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

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Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

What do Reddit Users and Olive Oil have in common?

They're both extra virgin.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

Bull dozer

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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Why are friendzone'd guys always sick?

They suffer from m'ladies

What is your Problem?

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What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.