What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes ?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.