What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

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What kind of olives do I like?

Olive them

What did the martini say when someone put a toothpick in it?

It hurts, but olive.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...