Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Olive Jokes More Olive Jokes

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101