Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

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Why is there an olive in your water?

Me: What water Oh yeah this, this is definitely water.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What did the Olive say when it fell off the table?

I'll live...