How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?

I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

What did the reindeer wear to protect itself while Santa was watering the garden?

Rudolph's red hose rain gear...

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What's the difference between the east-german and the west-german accent?

While the former is shared by most, the latter is richer.

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".