Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you?

Try to get a long well.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

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How do you know ancient Egyptians were black?

Because they never dig up daddies.

What do the Egyptians call a man who cannot keep his opinions to himself?

IMHOtep

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.