Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

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Halfghanistan.

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a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you?

You can have my beer if you let me go."

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Why did he refuse help?

He was in The Nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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Pyroglyphs.

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Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...