Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What is the river of negation called?

The Nile

Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

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Why did ancient Egyptians love beans?

They made Tootin' Common.

What do you call two Egyptians who've farted at the same time?

Tutankhamun.

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Why can Egyptian crocodiles never admit when they are wrong?

They're always in de Nile.

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...