What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why is Halloween one of the most popular holidays in West Virginia?

It gives them an opportunity to .

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Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach"

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

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How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave.

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)