Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why do witches have stiff joints ?

They get broomatism !

What kind of witch goes to the beach?

A: Sandwitch

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How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)