What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident?

The url.

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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What do Gingers and Extinct Dinosaurs have in common?

Not enough"

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.