What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

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What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A brick to the back of his head should do it.

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair?

You would too if you had no reflection.

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles