What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

cacawatches

Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

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What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Whats a mexicans favorite type basketball?

Juan on Juan