What do you get when you shoot a Mexican golfer?

A hole in Juan

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What is a Mexican's least favorite nursery rhyme?

Humpty Dumpty

What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

Why does the american loose at billard ?

Beacause he always shoots at the black one.

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What would Triple H and Jenna Jameson's adult film be called?

The Piledriver: No Holes Barred

How do you know you're golfing with a politician?

When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.

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How many Spanish people does it take to change a light bulb?

Just Juan.

How many Mexican reposters does it take to make me mad?

Just Juan