How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What does the KKK use to bake cookies?

White flour!

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

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What do you call a group of Mexicans doing work?

Manuel labour.

Why hasn't Mexico won any medals in the Olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

How many of our friends do you see?

Just Juan.

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What do you call math that gives you PTSD?

Triggernometry

Whats a weightlifters favorite kind of math?

AlgeBRUH!