How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

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What u doing?

Math, it's due Friday" *I slowly crumple the paper and put it in my mouth* They'll never believe u

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Triggernometry