Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.