Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Which is the favorite US State of Miley Cyrus ?

Montana.

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What do you do when you love a hotel?

You Mariott

Why do moslem girls love black guys?

more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What separates dogs and Mexicans?

The Mexican said, "A border".

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What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

Why did the lady with multiple personality disorder share her food with a friend?

Because Sharon is Karen.

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go