How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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Why are you divorcing her?

Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows they never keep the house!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many McDonald's counter girls does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to put some chips with it.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri