How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

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What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road in Missouri?

To show the opossum it could be done.

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri