What did one Jersey girl's leg say to the other?

Nothing - they've never met.

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What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask )

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What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.