a girl from Jersey.
Girls, like, have a much better, like, grasp of, like, similes.
They were both fingered by their brother.
Just kidding, I ran over it.
I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"
One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
One. They'll screw anything
A Jersey.
Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs
