Pretzel Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

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What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

What do you call a pretzel with roofies in it?

Forget-me-knots!

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Where do detectives go to have a drink?

The Search Bar.

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did Burger King and Dairy Queen have a baby?

Because Burger King forgot to wrap up his Whopper

What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts?

Drops it like it's hot.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

a girl from Jersey.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What kind of beer was Dr. Stephen Strange serving?

It was his own Strange Brew. You would be Moranic not to like it.

What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Outta Jokes More Outta Jokes

What did the bartender say to the gold when the gold walked into a bar?

AU, get outta here!"

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs