What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

What do you call your friend thats a detective?

Your Sherlock Homie

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Who's there ! Cannelloni ! Cannelloni who ?

Cannelloni some money till next week

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Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

How did the tiger escape from the zoo without being spotted?

Tigers have stripes.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...