What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

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What do you call two detectives tracking down a ghost?

Pair-a-normal investigators.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Tiger Jokes More Tiger Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.