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What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a pirate's helicopter?

An Eye-patchy helicopter! . Ill show myself out.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

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Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why JFK doesn't wear hats?

It is an airport.

Infidel Jokes More Infidel Jokes

Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What happened to the Oklahoma Territories?

I don't know but they're OK now.

Desert Jokes More Desert Jokes

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

What do you call the mean and dusty winds of the desert?

Darude Sandstorm

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese Woman?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

Why did 6 break up with 7?

Because 7 ate 9 out