What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

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What does a raven bring on an airplane?

A carri-on bag

Why don't they have showers on airplanes?

Because of the towel ban.

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What do you say to an airplane when it gets mad?

Cool your jets.

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What did the first airplane engine say to the second airplane engine?

Are we there soon?" "Not jet."