What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

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Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What's the best part about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag's a plus.

What's the difference between Donald and a piece of fruit?

Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!