What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics?

Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

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Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ?

Bubble and squeak !

What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

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Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

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What's the best name for a cigarette company?

TOBA Co

What's the best part about twenty eight year olds?

There's twenty of them.