What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

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Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Where'd you buy my gift?

Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*

Why do people keep buying velcro?

It's such a ripoff.

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What does John Cena wash his hair with?

Champ who

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

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How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

the tiny little buns

How to tell the difference between a bad, a good and an excellent accountant ?

When you ask them "2+2 is ?":