Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Why did Batman go to the corner store?

FOR JUST ICE

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What do you get when you merge Revenge with Grey's Anatomy?

Graysonatomy.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)