Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

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What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

What's a dish best served cold?

Air condish.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

How does the redneck help his wife with the dishes?

He gets her Dawn.

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

What do you call a "to-go" dish ordered from German-Italian restaurant?

Alfredosehen

What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

What was the rock band doing at the kitchen sink?

Moshing the dishes

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists?

They're cultured.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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What country do I live?

Iran

What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

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What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Why are octopuses so dangerous?

Because they TENTACLE.

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What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

How do druggies store their data?

LSD Cards.

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How did the man see her?

It was a bright sunny day.

Why are blonde jokes so short?

So men can remember them!

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What did the evil tin man say when he was run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What do call a bunch of white people on a bench?

The NBA

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How are black people like Christmas lights?

Half of them don't work and the ones that do aren't that bright

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.