What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if a hippie was at your house?

He's still there.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Why were you late ?

Sorry teacher I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why did you do that?

I replied,"That's what you're supposed to do in soccer, right Kick balls "

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?

The punch line.