What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why does keeping tropical fish in your home have a calming effect on the brain?

Because of the indoor fins.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

How long are you supposed to wait to return a boy's call?

This IRS guy sounded pretty into me

Ray Rice Jokes More Ray Rice Jokes

What's the difference between Ray Charles and Ray Rice?

Ray Charles wasn't a one-hit wonder.

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice