Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream! ... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do you clean a spear?

Put it through the Wash.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God invent economists?

So accountants could have someone to laugh at.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why did Levi invent such nice trousers?

Because he had good genes.

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!