Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common?

Both think the shorter the better.

Which do you think I should take?

Whichever you'll excel in, son."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat?

She wanted to wash up on shore

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

What do you call a man doing dishes?

Single.

Whats the first thing a woman does when she gets to the battered shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her.

God Jokes More God Jokes

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Who invented mince?

A leper playing guitar.