Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

Previous Random Joke Next

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did the vertebrate say to the invertebrate?

Always thought you was a bit spineless.

What flavor is it?

I think you mean 'what scent is it ' *with a mouthful of candle wax* -What

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do fish wash ?

In a river basin !

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

What's a terrible plate pun?

dish one.

God Jokes More God Jokes

What did the angel say when he saw God make the element Phosphorus?

It's a match made in Heaven!

What did God say to the alcoholic spelling bee judge?

Define intervention." Came up with this today at work.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8