Why did God invent women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

What side dish do frogs like to enjoy with their hamburgers?

French Flies!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What Is The Best Sub Reddit To See Once Watching "Gods Of Egypt?

r/EyeBleach.

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

Who invented cereals?

Chris P.