Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What do you say when you leave the UAE?

Dubai-bye!

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

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What do you think about the coming battle General?

God knows it will be lost. - Then why should we go for it - To find out who is the loser.

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".