Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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Why is ok to leave the lid off a basket of socialist crabs?

Because whenever one of them climbs to the top, the others drag it back down.

Why do people leave letters at the football ground ?

They want to catch the last goal-post !

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

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What did the tree say when it messed up?

A: It was an oakcident.

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

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What do you call a bone that disrespects God?

A Blasfemur

What did the sun god say in apology for all he had done wrong?

I Apollogize".