What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

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What is the most common question asked by iPhone users?

Does anyone have a charger I could use "

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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They are still there.

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What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch?

Nah-imma-stay"

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.