What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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Why do you need a door then?

I asked him.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why can't Buddhists vacuum under the couch?

Because they have no attachments.