What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Which vitamine are feminists missing?

D

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why couldnt you trust Castros wife?

Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now

Why did a girl leave his boyfriend for a mushroom?

because he wasn't a fungi!

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What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot"

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho