What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here."

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

Ho Jokes More Ho Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.