Ho Jokes

What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

high ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How could the pimp always easily locate his ho?

Because, she really stands out on the street.

What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?

Ho hum hum !

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

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Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?

Black mail !

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Why does santa say ho ho ho?

Because three hos are better than one!

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

because while I wait I like to be introspective

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What do you get when you cross Miley Cyrus with an alligator?

A caiman like a wrecking ball.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

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Why do you love me?

Wife: *shrugs* Me: Why do you find me annoying Wife: *reveals six spreadsheets and a pie chart*

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!

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What's Hodor's job?

Raisin Bran

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

A: It depends on the age.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.