What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What happened to the frog that broke down?

It got toad away.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Why do they name all hurricanes after women?

Because when they arrive they are wet and wild, and when they leave they take your house and car

What do you get if you squash a house?

A flat.

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How Do Priests Get High?

Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.