What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast?

The holocaust.

What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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What happened to the man who went to court for making deafening noises?

He lost his hearing.

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

it was repossessed!

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

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What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

What childhood game are orphans not aloud to play?

House.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.