What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

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Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!