What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

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What did the computer say?

too weak.

Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.