What do the LAPD and computers have in common?

They can both burn C.D's

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Why is the computer so aggressive?

It bytes