Which is the smallest profession? A mini cab driver or a micro biologist?

Neither. I have a friend who works in computers.

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What do Hutts use to program computers?

JabbaScript