Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

How do you keep a group of women from talking?

Ask the oldest one to speak first.

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Wonder Jokes More Wonder Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.