Whenever I shut down my computer, it asks, "Are you sure you want to shut down your computer?

Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

What does a girl want more than anything?

Nothing. She is fine.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

Whats worse than Bad command or File name?

Windows update message asking you to restart your computer

What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk?

C: PU!

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why do you always have to be so negative?

Shut up, you're just basic!"

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Why is Hodor's real name Wylis?

Because everyone wonders what he's talkin' bout.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.